the luxury father's day guide

It seems to me there's a disconnect in how-to shopping guides for Dad's. Apparently, the fathers of the world expect you to buy them a barbeque or clothing they would never wear to celebrate them every year. In recognition of the fact that I cannot afford the things I would like to buy him, and that he wouldn't wear them anyway, I've divided 2012's father's day guide into luxury never-going-to-happen presents and a more practical you-can-get-this-at-The-Bay guide.